Thank you to all who entered our competition.
The winning caption as judged by Fr Raglan is:
Look, it says here on the menu that there would be a Vindaloo option!
Congratulations to the winner Nick Woodall who receives a bottle of wine.
The other entries were:
You’re all flat! I’m the only one singing in tune!
Did I hear a clerical error?
A very generous gift, but where on earth will we put the eight cows that the maids are milking?
Now, I don’t mean to keep banging on about it, but twelve drummers drumming??
Sorry, my mistake, I just introduced you as ‘The Seven Deadly Sinners’ instead of ‘The Seven Medley Singers’!
Don’t look at me, I didn’t eat the brussel sprouts!
Really? This is an ID parade to discover who ate Santa’s mince pies? Ooh…
I see only three people seem to have picked up the Elf memo re dress code for the Twelve Days of Christmas. Perhaps I should have handed them out personally.